“Big N Sexy Britney Gets Lucky at the Bar for St. Paddy’s Day!”

Hey guys! So this week I decided to celebrate St. Paddy’s Day at the bar, where I ran into a very helpful young lad, who helped me ensure that we BOTH got a bit LUCKY for our special day…   😁

You may notice (I mean, it’s kind of hard to miss, unless, that is, you’re too fixated on some of my finer attributes 😜), despite my best efforts with my makeup kit, that I have a bit of a black eye in this one, along with a series of bruises on my legs and such. Well, don’t worry, despite what the silly teaser video may lead you to believe, I’m absolutely NOT a battered housewife!

Actually, I got into a car accident at work that was pretty terrifying, and the bruises are my reminder for the days to come, that you should ALWAYS be mindful of your blood-sugar levels while driving, and NEVER drive under the influence of exhaustion!

I wound up driving off of a small bridge, and came-to upside-down, dangling from my seat belt, while water slowly crept in around me. Don’t worry, it was a small river, and not quite as dramatic as it sounds, although as I said before, it WAS pretty scary. But your big n sexy girl is a TOUGH little bitch, and I fought my way out of that sticky situation!

A few days later I was right back at doing what I do best! See full-length video for further details…   😮😜

So, if my tale of perseverance strikes a chord with you, feel free to do me a solid, and purchase something from the store, or drop by the donations page! Unfortunately, I only had liability insurance, so my car is a wee bit… fucked… and it’s gonna take a bit of dough to somehow get a replacement before I have to head back to my day job (ugh). 

If you can’t afford any donations or purchases that’s totally fine too! Just being here and checking out my stuff is still its own kind of awesome, and I ADORE all you big n sexy fans, and REALLY appreciate all your love and support!   😘

Anyways, I really hope you’ll consider purchasing the HD, Full-Length version of my “St. Paddy’s” video! And I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed shooting it! If so, be sure to think about be-CUM-ing one of my very first Premium members! So you can gain full access to all of my current AND future videos, in their entirety!

Below you will find my SFW pics, and the first 5 of my far juicier NSFW pics from the shoot, as well as the free videos, which include the 30-second SFW promo, the 1-minute NSFW teaser, and the 3-minute preview clip.

If you like what you see here then feel free to check out the full-length video (shot and rendered in high-definition video, for your viewing pleasure), by either signing up as a Premium member for a VERY reasonable, small monthly fee, or just purchasing the single video in the Shop page. There you can also purchase the rest of the NSFW pics from the shoot, or even ALL of my NSFW pics to-date, along with lots of other goodies (both physical and digital)!

Also, please consider signing up for a FREE account (if you’re still not sure about getting the all-access Premium just yet), which will automatically sign you up for the e-mail news blast so you can keep notified of any new content! It also allows you to leave comments on the site (which I love getting to read through), and vote on the polls. And don’t worry, we won’t be harassing you constantly for money, just letting you know about all my new pics and vids going up!

So without further ado, I present – one bad-ass bitch, who don’t let NOTHING stop her from getting LUCKY on… – “St. Paddy’s“! Enjoy!