💌Need a little extra love in your life? That’s what I’m here for, baby!💌

Hey there, sexy’s! It’s your favorite big n sexy bitch! Here to spread some love to all my AMAZING fans, because – let’s face it – you mofo’s DESERVE it!   🥰

So how many of you out there have ever gotten an anonymous love note? Probably not many, I’m guessing. But don’t feel bad! I’m in the same boat! Don’t get me wrong, I’ve gotten some sweet letters from some gentlemen callers in the past, but never something I could absolutely call a “love letter”, per se. And never anonymously.

Well if you’ve ever wished for something like that then wish no more! Britney’s got you covered!   😜😘   These notes may not be “anonymous” either, but damned if they aren’t SURE to pick you up, and put you in high spirits! Because, after all, that’s what “Big N Sexy” is all about! Well, that, and… you know… the other stuff…   😜

So I’m offering handwritten “letters of love” straight from my heart (and my slightly messy desk) to your mailbox! 📬 They aren’t gonna be George RR length letters (or quality, sadly), but they WILL be unique, cute, goofy, and HOPEFULLY make you smile.

I would’ve LOVED to time this with the release of my “Mailwoman” weekly theme release, but sadly I just haven’t been able to find a costume I like yet that falls within my (extremely limited) budget.   😪   Oh well, I’m sure it’ll get got and shot down the line! Something for y’all to look forward to!   😜

What the Deal-i-o?

Each letter will be a one-of-a-kind, silly-sweet, and yes, maybe a teensy bit flirty, little note from me to you. Think of it as a tiny piece of my chaotic energy and affection, penned just for your beautiful eyes. I’ll share a random thought, a goofy doodle (if my artistic skills decide to cooperate that day), or maybe just tell you how awesome I think you are. Who knows what delightful nonsense will flow from my pen? “Not I!”, said the big n sexy lady!   🤣

Why Do You Need One of These, You Ask?

Because who doesn’t want a personalized piece of papery affection from a humble(ish) pornstar who probably spilled pasta on her shirt earlier this afternoon? 😉

It’s a little piece of me, a little piece of sexy, and a whole lot of love, all wrapped up in an envelope. Perfect for brightening your day, making your friends jealous, or just having something to giggle at when you need a pick-me-up. Plus, it’s a super unique collectible! Should you decide to start “collecting” these letters… Now THAT would be a ‘member’ I’d be proud to call my own…   😜

Ready to Get Your Love Letter?

Just click that “Add to Cart” button and get ready to receive a dose of my signature craziness and affection. I can’t wait to write to you, you magnificently sexy man (/woman?!? 🙏)!   🤣

Kisses, hugs, and big n sexy loves!   😘😘😘